I have always had a good butt. It is not big, it is not small. It is nice. And it looks damn good in a pair of jeans.
Yesterday before hopping in the shower after the gym I was trying to look at a pimple on my back that felt like someone stabbed me and neglected to remove the knife. While I was twisting and turning to get a look at the monster I glanced at my good butt and what did I see????
DIMPLES!!!!!!! My ass has cellulite. And cue the shocked crying.
I just started back at the gym 2 days ago and I think today's workout will consist of many many butt firming excercises.
RIP nice butt, I will miss you!
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